one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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mememaster:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

Yes, but you probably don’t

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago

Hi ruchika AHAHAHAHAHAHA

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

50-shades-of-das-gay:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WAS SOMEBODIES TITLE OF THEIR BLOG AND GOOGLE CHROME 

I JSUT

GOOGLE NO

STOp

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lulz-time:

OMG SODIUM

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent 

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floricawild:

ice-pubes:

seahells:

vvisen:

wow

THIS IS TERRIFYING

i love the story that goes with this! i can’t really remember it, but i think the girl is M.I.A and when the photographer told her this what they would be doing for the shoot, she wasn’t nervous at all. people asked her, ‘aren’t you afraid you’re going to die?’ and she said, ‘if this is how i die, it would be a pretty fucking cool way to die’ or something like thaat

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I’m jealous but fuck you’re not even mine.

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I have a big heart.

I fall hard. I miss hard. I believe hard. I hope hard and I love even harder but that also gives everyone the biggest chance to take advantage of that. I let people in easily, I trust too easily. My doors are wide open screaming, “welcome!” I think too highly of people and I believe in every word they say to me. I have the highest of expectations. Why? I’m still trying to figure that out.

(Source: stfudarlenespeaks)