elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING
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My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT
MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG
OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!!
MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME
Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”
omg I can’t stop laughing
IT’S BACK. OMFG THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR. JESUS HELP ME I CANNOOT DEAAL
June 2013
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May 2013
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omg so i walked into a room at my new school today and knocked over a RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE VASE when all of a sudden this group of boys appeared and told me i wouldn’t have to pay if i joined their club and long story short i think i accidentally joined a cult
1990 was 23 years ago
How
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
Don’t force your beliefs on me
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
bitches you got 23 last year i think that’s enough for you
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
lol
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
Yes, but you probably don’t
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago
